Well, Orkut is down for me right now, and the only thing I can access inside Orkut is my Orkut inbox (yes, you get one when you sign up, but I generally have it set to redirect all messages to Gmail.
I could close down for the night, but instead of complaining because the engineers are fixing/making Orkut's servers to the benefit of all, I am going to post ten ways (can I think of ten?) the Orkut Team could make Orkut even better.
And I think I will count backwards to make it more interesting.
10) Enable Communities to have RSS feeds: I know Orkut is constantly concerned with privacy so this could be done via Google Reader, which is connected to a users Google account anyways.
This would make it easier to know when the latest heckler person has posted a response towards your serious question.
__________________________9) User Journals: By this I don't mean that Orkut start a journal within the forums, but rather integrate ones outside of Orkut via RSS.
__________________________8) Google Ad Sense: Allow community owners to monetize their own communities using Google Ad Sense. Something similar could be used for user profiles as well, but only at
a members discretion.
__________________________7) Google Base: Hook up Google base and allow users to store up to a Gig of personal items (such as music) for others to see. You could have the similar rule as Gmail does regarding .exe files, etc. as well as place a limit on the space.
Monetizing this feature may compensate you for storing peoples collectibles.
__________________________6) Profile Settings: Allow users to edit the appearance of their profile. Giving them this liberty would make it feel more of a home as some may prefer a "gothic attitude" and others something more serene and scenic.
__________________________5) Photo Community: Enable comments on users images. Would make the album a little bit more interesting, don't you think. ;)
__________________________4) Orkut Popularity Rank: Allow users to see who is the most popular person using Orkut, and assign a rank next to their profile. Post the top 100 list over on the Media site for all to see (and envy) and exclude
Orkut Buyukkokten from the competition because he will win.
__________________________3) Business Focus: According to the latest demographics, Business Networking is the second most popular reason people join Orkut.

Friendship is number one, but everyone probably has that as default (as you have to be friends with them in order to do the other three). By attracting more companies inside Orkut, you would make it a valuable tool for the corporate world (and may help some people land some jobs).
__________________________2) Google Maps: Show a users location on planet Earth by using either Google Maps or Google Earth. Of course, for the paranoid, allow them to turn this option off, but it would be neat to see where they were located by on a picture.
You could go further by enabling the ability for someone to see their location on Google Earth by clicking a link on their address profile, but have this feature only usable for Google Earth Plus users. ;)
__________________________1) Yeah, I'm finally done: The holiday gift thing was a great idea, but you could go further by having the home page dressed up.
Think about it. Instead of those faces on during the Christmas season, you could put Santa, Seinfeld (for Festivus), a Rabbi guy and Mr. Kwanza there (along with the Easter bunny for humor) to celebrate the holidays.
Yeah, so I could only come up with nine good reasons. So sue me. ;)